You may remember that the burnt remains of "The Picnic," by Manoot, were found in Mrs. McLeary's library fireplace. . .
CONSTABLE DOBSON: What?
MAID: Yes sir. Here is the corner sir. I don't think it can be fixed, sir.
Constable Dobson went to tell Mrs. McLeary.
CONSTABLE DOBSON: Mrs. McLeary, I'm afraid I have some bad news.
MRS. McLEARY: If it's about that dratted painting, don't bother.
CONSTABLE DOBSON: Uh, yes, as a matter of fact, it seems the thief has burnt it.
MRS. McLEARY: Then he beat me to it. I was about to do it myself, if I ever found it. I can't believe that swindler of an art dealer ever sold it to me. I have just heard the most shameful things about Manoot. I can't believe I ever liked the painting.
Puzzling developments. Do you know who stole the painting, now?
"I think Brinkley the Butler did it. He has the best access to the fireplace/fires, aside from Mrs. McLeary, and his fingerprints were found on the frame and the window sill." – Kimberly, Logic Loop reader.
That could be true. So Constable Dobson went to talk to Brinkley the Butler again.
CONSTABLE DOBSON: Brinkley, it was you who stole Mrs. McLeary's painting and burnt it, wasn't it?
BRINKLEY: Yes sir. I must confess I am culpable in the matter. It seemed to me to be the best course in order to keep in tact the prestige of Mrs. McLeary's collection. I also could not endure the daily task of viewing the painting for the purpose of dusting it. I took the steps you mentioned, planning to assuage Mrs. Mcleary's grief by informing her later of the sordid details surrounding the origin of the painting.
CONSTABLE DOBSON: Brinkley, who was Manoot?
BRINKLEY: I am told Manoot was of the genus simian.
CONSTABLE DOBSON: He was of the what?
BRINKLEY: More specifically he was an orangutan, captured in the country of Borneo . I believe his owner had trained him to paint, and consequently made money off the animal by showing his talents in small villages on several continents. I have heard that this particular painting, "The Picnic," was completed while on a trans-Saharan trek.
CONSTABLE DOBSON: Don't tell me he painted it while riding a camel.
BRINKLEY: I believe that was the mode described to me. I also believe there were alcoholic stimulants involved as well, sir.
CONSTABLE DOBSON: Who would have guessed it? But Brinkley, what about Pinkie? Had he nothing to do with it?
BRINKLEY: No sir. I endeavored to cast suspicion on Pinkie in order to give Mrs. McLeary someone to blame, knowing she would never press charges. Also, the nights have been frigid lately, and I believe Pinkie finds it more comfortable in the jail. Will that be all sir?
CONSTABLE DOBSON: Quite. You may go.
BRINKLEY: If I may ask, sir, will there be any charges filed in connection with the painting?
CONSTABLE DOBSON: I don't think so; I think the world has seen enough of "The Picnic," by Manoot.
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