by Chris Alexion, Copyright October 24, 2006, all rights reserved. 270 views
NEW YORK–A spokesman for wireless company T-Mobile today confirmed that actress Catherine Zeta-Jones is in fact the last remaining T-Mobile subscriber.
"It was becoming increasingly difficult to hide," admitted company rep Charles Sloan. "Users were bailing left and right, and even someone of Catherine's fame wasn't able to keep them on board." Sloan admitted that poor signal and dropped calls were too much for many of the company's clients. "Plus it didn't help that folks had fewer and fewer friends within the network," he added.
Sloan said that T-Mobile kept up the masquerade with Zeta-Jones for several months by having her call and text herself using several phones. "But this plan had its flaws," said Sloan. "She kept getting disconnected during the holiday season."
1 • LHR • October 24, 2006 • 3:40 PM
Good one, Chris!
2 • JJJ • October 24, 2006 • 8:42 PM
I think George also had a complaint about this service - I don't blame him either! ./chrisalexion_2008-10_wordpress_export_files/icon_wink.gif alt= class=wp-smiley
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