by Chris Alexion, Copyright December 14, 2006, all rights reserved. 347 views
Remember Kids Say the Darndest Things, the show Bill Cosby used to host? I ought to start a similar category on this blog for all the quotable tidbits my little friends from church give out.
Take this one, for instance. One of my pals (who's four), recently took the last paper cone out of a water cooler, quenched his thirst, and began to stick the cup back into the dispenser. Thinking about cold season, I said, "You know, I wouldn't do that if I were you."
His reply? "Well, actually, you would do that if you were me, because I'm doing it, and you would be me. So you'd do it."
1 • Jenn • December 17, 2006 • 6:14 PM
That's hilarious!
The other day Daniel was playing Memory with Mom. Daniel was winning by a significant margin, so Mom commented, "You're better at this than I am!" to which Dan replied, "That's because I have a newer mind!"
Steve and Dan were also playing with their swords and shields the other day when Steve accidentally whacked Dan with his sword. Dan said (sort of contemptuously), "Well THAT really hurt my lifestyle!"
2 • Chris • December 18, 2006 • 1:52 PM
Wow…your brothers are hard to beat! Daniel's lifestyle quote is hilarious. I have some more quotes up my sleeve, though…
Btw, the new blog looks good.
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